Apparently we have a band of ingenious and crafty five year olds living in the surrounding communities that are targeting bikes with training wheels, and other assorted children play items. Be on the lookout for these children casing properties and acting suspicious. Signs of this behavior might include putting up a bigger fuss than usual to avoid bedtime, claiming items are “mine”, and other obvious bad behavior symptoms.

The only other possibility I could come up with would be a group of incredibly uncreative dimwits that are older and have too much time on their hands. We will be working with the Sheriff’s Office to catch these individuals.  I look forward to highlighting their pictures here on my website. 

I am committed to sitting out on various early mornings if needed to get a great story. I am hoping it’s the five year old gang because they would be a great article. However, I am betting on another lame story about uncreative dimwits.

Stay tuned, and if you want to volunteer for a stakeout let me know!! Just another day in the life of a small city mayor.